Oh where oh where could my cell phone be?

Today, my mom decided that I would spend the ENTIRE DAY looking for my cell phone because, well, I lost it.  I have a theory as to where it could be, and this theory brings up another missing item.  It's all just a big mystery case, and I'm going to solve it.  Here's the dealio:

I first noticed my cell phone was missing earlier this week, probably like, Monday or Tuesday.  I had been going without it for about a week before that, but the reason I didn't classify it as lost then was because I THOUGHT I knew where it was.  That whole week I was under the assumption that it was in the pocket of a pair of my pants that was sitting on my bedroom floor.  But alas, we all know what happens when you assume.  So I checked all three pairs on the floor.  Nothing.  I checked everywhere I thought it might be.  Nothing.  So I was stumped, until I realized something else.

Now around the same time I noticed my phone was gone, I also realized that my favorite pair of pants was also missing.  I'm not exactly sure of the last time I wore them, but the last time I REMEMBER wearing them two weeks ago, the day I stayed the night with my aunt and cousins at a hotel.  I would say maybe I left them there, but the sleepover was last minute and I didn't have a change of clothes, so they were the only pair of pants I had, and there is no way I would go pants-less in this weather...

So today, I came to the conclusion that the phone must be in the pocket of that pair of pants.  I remember putting all my jeans in the wash together, except for the pair I was wearing, which must've been said pair, and that day was definitely after the hotel, so wherever I put the pants at the end of that day has somehow lead to where they are now.  And if my new theory is right, wherever the pants are is where the phone is.

So, to figure this out, I've decided to resort to my video camera.  I take lots of video, so I figured I would check the footage to see if I have anything recorded from the last time I wore those pants, to jog my memory as to where I left them when I took them off...geez, I sound like a slut or something.  When I say I don't remember where I took them off, I mean at the end of the day when I put on my pajamas.

Hopefully I will be able to solve this mystery and be able to communicate with the world once more!

It's been swell!!

You just gotta ignite the light
and let it shine
just own the night
like the 4th of July